Thursday, December 22, 2011

Just can't wait for Santa!

I've been waiting all December for Christmas to come. And it's coming on Sunday, which is 3 days away. Anyway, have you ever wanted to be a REINDEER?! Unless you are a reindeer because fewer of them read my posts. Anyways, have you ever wanted to be a reindeer? The you might watch "Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer"! I can't just wait for Santa to come. I've been so good this year. Well, mostly good. But's let's not talk about it. Tomorrow is the last day of school and I have to get my present for my brother Jack ready. But how. My mom got a Justin Bieber CD so I can put the songs on a Beatles CD case. Can anybody in the blogosphere help me?

Friday, December 16, 2011

Merry Scoutsmas!

Tonight I went to the Cub Scout Christmas party. It was fun. We preformed the skit "The Scout who was too good", ate and I got the chance to meet Santa! But when he went to Ms. McMahon's office, it was all a blur. I had some fun, but it was too loud and crowded. You know what they say, never trust a person in a Santa suit with a pillow.

Thursday, December 15, 2011


I am studying math and science! I will fill in this blog tomorrow!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Ready man!

At WEBLOS this week, we will learn what to do in an emergency. The most important thing to do is stay calm and think. The second thing is to call for help. We will learn rescue breathing, how to stop suver bleeding, and how to treat shock. I think it may help people.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Annoying Brunch

Sunday I went ot the Misrecordia brunch.I brought my new Annoying Orange toy because it was St. Nick's Day. I had a waffle, I saw my Uncle Sean dance and I got to go to the gift shop. I got a Kung Fu Panda book with four slides and a mini Japanese theater. After that I went ot Uncle Sean's neighborhood Target. It's garage was like Old Orchard parking lots. I also got a Lego Star Wars Republic Attack Cruiser. I liked the brunch but it was a little too crowded. Dad let me go in the lobby while the head nun was talking because I needed a break from the people. I hung my Annoying Orange toy on the tree in the lobby and took pictures of it. Uncle Sean did a dance with his girlfriend Rhonda and some other dancers. He wore a red sweater and had a big fake candy cane. We go to the brunch every year since I was a baby.

Monday, December 12, 2011

Prank Gift

I have come up with an awesome prank to get back at Jack for what he did to me (Two words: Rick Roll).
I am going to make him a CD of all Justin Bieber songs. Songs like "Baby" and his bad version of "The Little Dummer boy. I will put them all on a CD and give them another title -- like The Beatles, or Gavaroc's Greatest Hits. Then when he goes to listen to the CD, it will be Bieber! Jack will freak out, and I will have the chance to use my evil laugh!

I just need to get the songs and ask my Dad to put them on a CD.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

How the Grinch Blogged Christmas

I've have some questions about the Dr. Seuss Christmas special "How the Grinch stole Christmas" which aired on Cartoon Network and ABC.

1. Why do the Whos have their eyes closed? They have to see where they're going.
2. Why can't the Grinch be shown again in a Christmas episode of Kirby: Right Back at ya where King Dedede orders him from Nightmare Enterprises to stop Christmas from coming to Dreamland?
3. What is with these size gags?
And the most important, 4. What is with the Grinch anyway? Is he some kind of monster? And why does he have a dog? I haven't heard of a monster with a dog.

How come the Grinch wears a Santa shirt and hat, but NO PANTS?

I like this cartoon, but I find it confusing. It is my dad's favorite Christmas show from when he was little. He even has a tie with the Grinch on it. My mom thinks the Grinch is "meh." She said the Grinch scared her. She liked "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Jack says he likes the Phineas and Ferb Christmas Special. My favorite Christmas special is Charlie Brown, Phineas and Ferb, and Tom & Jerry Nutcracker Tale.

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Adventures of Gil the Blind guy

I made up a cartoon character called Gil the Blind guy who wears a maroon and black hoodie just like what I wore. The story is about 14 year old Gil Moodrin who always wears a hoodie. And no matter what he does like getting food at the grocery store or having a water balloon fight, he always winds up dying. My mom suggested that Gil is like Kenny from "South Park" The first episode shows Gil at the store buying food but when he accidently mistakes pecans for his favorite cereal Chunky-O's and rat poison for milk. Gil lives on Sunshine street in the town of Northeast Park in Timpus, Ohio. At the end, it shows the thing that made him die marked "The End" His hobbies are eating, sleeping, playing games on his Zbox 1080. And then he's alive at the beginning of every next episode.

Monday, December 5, 2011

A Charlie Blog Christmas

Charlie Brown was feeling blue during the holidays, but an opportunity arises when he gets the chance to direct a Christmas play thanks to Lucy. But when he tells the cast what to do, things get a little wacky after that. Charlie decides that the play needs more emotion, like a Christmas tree. Lucy suggested a great big shiny aluminum tree. CB decided to go with Linus while the others practice their lines. Meanwhile at an X-mas tree farm, the twosome discovered that it was filled with metal trees except one small wooden wimpy one in the middle, eventually Charlie Brown decided that it needs him. Back at the stage, the boys come back with the tree. But some girls talk to Brown about the weak tree. In fact, Linus tried to make Charles feel better by explaining what Christmas is all about.
 After that, Charlie Brown left with the tree. When exiting the stage, the rest of the Peanuts follow him. In the fields, CB discovered that Linus was right. But when reaching his dog Snoopy's doghouse, he found a blue ribbon on the roof. He put a red ornament on his tree, he thought he killed it. When leaving, the gang arrive. Linus thought it may need some love. Suddenly, the rest take the decorations off Snoopy's doghouse and put it on Charlie Brown's tree. CB comes back with a big surprise. All his friends shouted merry Christmas to him and he lived happily ever after. I liked it because I'm a little Charlie Brownie myself.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Cub Scouts at Mr. Powers (again)

I went to Mr. Powers house for Cub scouts again. It's like we go there 40 times and I always get distracted. I don't want to go there anymore and always have meetings at the school just like we used to! Why do I have to do everything, I don't like it anymore. Also I learned about secret codes.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

No way!

My typing is ruined. There was something wrong with my keyboard. Everytime I try to type, it makes no sense! I typed a script and everything was wrong. Uppercase and lowercase were scrambled, the periods and commas were horribly wrong and,'s all a nightmare. My dad is not home to fix things and I'm very upset!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I always wanted to write a fan fiction on My pen name will be (I haven't decided yet) and I want to write a fiction about how some people hate the most annoying Sonic the Hedgehog character: Amy Rose.
She is so annoying because she wants to kiss Sonic and marry him! Oh, how I hate her! I want to put in Mario, Daffy, Luigi and Ganon in it for more pizzazz. I made up a sneak peek just for the people.

Amy: Gotcha, my darling Sonic.
Sonic: Amy? What are you doin' here?!
Amy: Sonic, this time there's no way getting out of marrying me!
Daffy: You are wrong! (spells "wrong" incorrectly) R-O-N-G (pulls out his humungo head feat) Wrong!

Stay tuned when I log in!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Business Trip Itinerary

When I am older, I would like to take business trips like my dad does.

Itinerary for my trip:

9:15 Arrive at hotel room

9:30 Complain about mattress

11:15 Check itinerary, talk about how my dogs are killing me

1:08 Go to convention

1:50 Meet with famous executives for snacks

2:08 Meet with Matt Groening and Jeff Smith

In 10 minutes: seal the deal with foreign conglomerate

Go home and rest. Eat peanut butter and pretzels.

Monday, November 7, 2011


Tonight was very strange. At 8:00, there was the new Good Night Show. And they actually killed Star and Lucy. I didn't know what happend to Hush the fish but I'm sure he's fine. And this new show called Poppy Cat replaced Kipper. I'll miss him and Tiger. And then, both Nina and Star were in a treehouse instead of their old Nighttime loft. But new Star is going to give me nightmares for weeks. Brrr. They still had their old couch and Hush the fish. (I still don't know what happend to him or her. You get the idea.) Jack said that Star was animotronic. That's gonna give me nightmares for months.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Same Old Thing

Why is everything the same? I'm trying to think of something to write for this and I can't think of anything. My mom asked me if anything was new, but nothing is new. It is all the same. Same school, same family, same life. BORING! I would like something new to happen, but I don't know what it is. I know, I would like to see the new movie, "The Muppets" when it comes out. But only if it is hilarious. In one of the trailers, someone asks if they should have rented a bigger car but I remarked that they should have just used the Electric Mayhem bus! Dad said that bus was too old and rickety. Maybe Keith Elderman should be riding around in that bus. Imagine that!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Countdown with Keith Dumberman!

My dad likes to watch this horrible show called "Countdown with Keith Olberman". It's so annoying! It's filled with reports that aren't even true! I think he should kick the habit and quit watching it so he can watch educational, exciting episodes of Barney. It's way more real than "Jerkdown with Keith Elderman".

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Tour of Wrigley Field

Last Friday, my family took a tour of Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. We got there by train. We took the Skokie Swift to Howard and then the Red Line to Wrigley. It was my first time on a train. It was good.

At Wrigley, we bought tour tickets at the box office. Then we had to wait and wait for the tour to start. It took forever. I was bored and crabby.

The first thing we did was sit in the seats and listen to the history of the baseball field and the Cubs. It was very cold, so I sat in my mom's lap.

Next, we went to the press box. I played with the phone. I was pretending to be a sports reporter.

The we went to the visitor's clubhouse. I sat on a chair in a locker. I wanted a drink from the cooler, but dad said no.

Next we went to the bleachers. The sun was bright and it was 4:30 pm.

Then we went to the Cubs clubhouse, then the dugout and the field. I got sit on the bench and dad took my picture on the on-deck circle.

After that, the tour was over and I went ot the gift shop. I got a Mickey Mouse figure and a book about the field. We went back home on the train and went to dinner at Red Robin

Monday, October 31, 2011


Today was Halloween. I was Mario when I went trick or treating. My brother Jack was Dr. Who. My friend Steven was a Pokemon Master. We went all up and down our block, on my Auntie Jen's old block (before she moved away) and then another block down. Some of the houses were decorated very spooky! My favorite candy in my bag is Reese's peanut butter cups.

At school, there was a Halloween party for the little kids, and a big parade in the second floor hallway. In room 206 we watched The Sandlot for a movie. I liked the movie, but it did have some stupid parts. Like when some of the inventions to get the ball back failed.  Mr. Z was dressed like the Cat in the Hat -- as always. It was great. And I got a jack-o-lantern ballon from Ms. Dale.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

SSB4 Newcomers (Updated)

Crash Bandicoot
Angry Birds
Mickey Mouse
E123 Omega
Buzz Lightyear
Sheriff Woody
Homer and Bart Simpson
Dudley Puppy
Bowser Jr.
Earthworm Jim
Sora, Donald and Goofy
Waddle Dee
Harry Potter
Shadow the Hedgehog
Mike and Sully

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

The Next Annoying Orange Episode: Toast Busters.

Previously on Annoying Orange....
Voice: Do an episode called "Toast Busters".
And now the real deal!
(phone rings)
Orange: I got it!
Pear: I got it!
Midget Apple: No. I got it. Hello? (muffled voice) OK. We're on the job. Guys, old lady Passion's manor is infested with toast zombies!
Pear: Let's go guys. Those zombies are not gonna bust themselves.
Orange: To the Batmobile!
Pear: You mean "To the the Ecto 3"!
(Batman theme plays)
Passion Fruit: The toast are wild! They messed up the kitchen, tore up the books and broke the rules of the Dewey Decimal System. You have to stop them!
Pear: We're on it ma'mm. (opens door)
Orange: Where are you guys?
Pear: We're right here Orange.
Orange: Oh. I thought we were playing hide and go seek! (laughing)
Pear: You can cut the act now. Let's go bust some toast!
One minute later.
Midget Apple: We've been searching everywhere but can't find anything but this guy.
Marshmallow: Can I join you guys? You're so awesome since unicorns! Yay!
Pear: (groans) Fine. Let's find some clues on the roof.
On the roof.
Voice: Rarghhhh! Shh!
Pear: Aw snap! Who is he?
Toast: I am Stay Toast yo boneheads!
Pear: Quick guys! Fire! (blast)
Stay Toast: Yargh!!!!!!!
Orange: Our blasters are working!
Stay Toast: Blargh!!!!!!!! (boom)
Orange: Whoa! That guy's toast! (laughing)
Passion: You did it guys. You saved my home and stopped the zombies! Let's bake some cookies for celebration!
Pear: And I hearby name you a Toast buster.
Marshmallow: Yay!
All: Yay!
The end.
Old Lady Passion: iJustine.
Stay Toast: Aaron Massey.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Cub Scout Halloween Party (AKA Why magic should exist)

Friday I went to a Cub scout halloween party. Here's the list of costumes I saw.

1. Starbucks Employee (Mr. Dasanti)
2. Obi Wan Kenobi (Mr. Powers)
3. Rosie the Riverter (Mom)
4. The Doctor (Jack)
5. Mario in a Sonic shirt (Me)
6. Halloween guy (Mr. Wiggins)
7. Zombie Doctor......eventually (Alex)
8. Skeleton bride (not really, Amanda)
9. Mrs. Potato Head (Mrs. Dasanti)
10. Cowboy, Darth Vader, Captain America, Luigi, bride of Frankenstein, etc. (Random kids)
Games: Wrap the Mummy, musical chairs, pin the parts on the mummy, candy corn relay.
Food: Pizza, salad, cookies, brownies, cupcakes.
And here's another: why magic should exist.
1. To bring my life back to the way it was.
2. To get cool stuff.
3. Have superpowers.
And that's all I have.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

The Epic Mickey Files: Hades

You may know him as the enemy of the God hero Hercules and the ruler of the underworld. But think again!This is Hades. He appeared in the Walt Disney movie "Hercules" When the hero himself was born on Mount Olympus.
(Poptropica Mythology Island gameplay)
No no no! Not that Mount Olympus! Go away!
As I was saying, He was voiced by James Woods. The same guy who voiced Gloomius Maximus in both Rolie Polie Olie movies "The Great Defender of Fun" and "The Baby Bot Chase" along with Space boy and Space Dog. Some say he's the Disney version of the Cartoon Network version of The Grim Reaper from "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy". In the TV show named after the movie, he appeared in some episodes ever since. Take House of Mouse for instance. He also appeared in some episodes and the Halloween movie "Mickey's House of Villains" In Epic Mickey, he never appeared but he made a cameo appearence when Horace Horsecaller tells you to retreive a candle from Bog Easy with the the face of Hades on it.
Footage used.
Poptropica Mythology Island.
Rolie Polie Olie: TGDOFF.
Rolie Polie Olie: TBBC.
Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy.
Hercules. (TV show)
House of Mouse.
Mickey's House of Villains.
Epic Mickey

Wednesday, October 19, 2011


The Lego catalog came in the mail. I love Legos. Here's what I like to get.

1. Harry Potter The Knight Bus.
Desricption: Purple. 3 levels. Includes Hedwig and Shrunken Head.
2. Cars 2 Mack's Team Truck.
Description: Includes Mack from the original Cars. Looks intriguing.
3. White House.
Description: Looks exactly like the real one. May come with a lego Barack Obama.
4. Ninjago Blackamith Shop.
Description: Includes spinner, four weapons and a chicken leg.
5. Lego City Satellite Launchpad.
Description: Includes technician mini figure

I like to build random lego things.I have a lego building I built right next to me. I also built some thing that is either a prison cell or the Tardis from Dr. Who.

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Toonland Madness Season 10 episodes

1. Donnie Shadow.
2. Mickey versus Mortimer Mouse (Woo hoo!).
3. The Student body of Toonland Jr. High.
4. Fight Night! Part 1.
5. Fight Night! Part 2.
6. This is America Spongebob! The NASA Space Station.
7. Super Mickio Bros.
8. Happy Birthday Sonic.
9. Mr. Burns takes a holiday.
10. I am Dr. Hibbert and I am saving lives.
11. Fudge me tender.
12. Smelly Rehearshal Blues.
13. EIEshootaO.
14. Germ to be you and me.
15. The Grim Adventures of The Simpsons. (Halloween special)
16. Go wild wild Barts.
17. Journey to the Center of Monut. Heemadeema.
18. Star Bleech 2.
19. Dysfunction of the Cows.
20. The Magic School Bus begins
21. Harry Plopper and The Sorcerer's lard.
22. Gotta hit the ball.
23. Amy Rose of Darkness.
24. Mickio's Time machine.
25. Rouge the Bat versus Captain Hook.
26. Zoy Story 3.
27. The Mission to rescue Princess Peach 2.
28. The Krusty King.
29. Bets in the city.
30. Captain Thunderpants and the Preposturous Plight of the Yellow Potty People.
31. Lord of the Rings: Rise of the bactriea.
32. Old McTimmy had a farm.
33. This is America Spongebob! The Music, heroes and presidents of the USA.
34. Captain Chopeye and Moby Dick.
35. Aladdin IV: Jafar needs glasses.
36. Year 1900.
37. Lisa the Sonamy hater.
38. It's over ten thousand!!!!!
39. Epic TV pranks.
40. Who needs Ulysses S Grant?
41. Open Sesame Street.
42. Beverly Hills 9213-b'oh.
43. How to survive a hurricane and flood.
44. Pajanimals season 2.
45. Watch for the eyePhone. (Season finale)

Monday, October 17, 2011

The winner is...

My mom!  Because she was at the allergist with me and knew where I was!

I got allergy testing today. I had to lie on my stomach. First the nurse drew on my back with a pen, then she stuck me with these things that felt like a hairbrush but left little drops of allergy water on me. It was ITCHY! My mom and dad blew on my back to make it better. I had to wait fifteen minutes for the nurse to come back. And then she washed all the stuff off my back. I am allergic to nuts (except peanut butter) and milk (except ice cream) trees, ragweed, dust and mold. 

See you next time!

What I did today. The game!

What happened when I dropped out of school?
A. Go to the allergist.
B. Spied on Jack to see if he's going on a date.
C. Watched video games.
Choose your answer and you'll win a cool trip to Disneyworld in the next post!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

SSB4 Veterans

SSB4 Veterans
Donkey Kong.
Captain Falcon.
Mr. Game and Watch.
Toon Link.
Meta Knight.
King Dedede.
Dr. Mario.
ZS Samus.
Pokemon Trainer.
(Squirtle, Ivysaur and Charizard)
Diddy Kong.
Ice Climbers.

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

How they messed up Sprout.

I saw a commercial on the new Pajanimals series each night in the basement. It also included a sneak peek of the new Good Night Show. I thought it was great until I watched Thomas and Friends and Angelina Ballarina. They were the new versions instead of the old ones. First girls ruined Sex in the City, then Princess Penelope took over Krusty the Clown's show. (Simpsons refernece) And now this. What's next? A new version of Caillou? That's all this world needs, more bad TV.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Jokes for tonight

Today my Scholastic book order arrived. I got a joke book by Fred Figglehorn. Me, mom, Jack and Grandma went to dinner at Graziano's and I told them jokes from my new jokebook.

For example:

Why was the teacher cross eyed?
He couldn't control his pupils.

Why was the clock punished?
Because he "tock"ed so much!

What time is it when a gang bullies chase you?
Five after one.

These jokes made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe!! Mom and Grandma laughed at my jokes, but Jack rolled his eyes and said "oooohhh, Andy." I don't think Jack has a very good sense of humor. Jack says "I disagree."

Thursday, October 6, 2011

3rd Annual Edison Park Walk-a-thon!

I am excited about the Walkathon. I decided to wear shorts because it's too warm. My mom is coming with me. I'll do 10 laps and try not to whine. My mom has new gym shoes. 

In other news, we got a new car last week. I like it, though I stil miss our old van. It may have been a humble, old van, but it was our van. I was very upset when mom and dad drove it away to get the new car. The old van and I are the same age. Jack doesn't like the new car because he says it is an ugly color. We wanted red, but they got gray.

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

How I got my name

My mom says that before I was born, their top 3 name choices were Ted, Charlie or Devlin. I told her Devlin isn't even a real name. My dad didn't like any of these names. So Mom asked Jack "Who's in my tummy?"
And Jack said "Oh that's Andy" I got that because Toy Story was his favorite movie. I like my name. My middle name was Paul after my grandpa.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Next Annoying Orange Episode: Gotta Knife 'em all!

Grapefruit: Well well well. If it isn't Orange Ketchum.
Orange: Well well well. If it isn't Team Grapefruit! Hahahahaha.
Grapefruit: OK. But your lazy cohorts Pearck and Misty Fruit are no match for us.
Pear: Lazy?
Passion: Cohorts?
Grapefruit: And your Fruitemon Midgetchu are no match for our Fruitemon.......Marshwth!
Marshmallow: Yay! I'm going to battle!
Orange: Oh well. Go Carrotsaur!
Carrotsaur: Rahh!
Grapefruit: All right. Go Peachizard!
Marshmallow: Aww.
*Wild Peachizard has appeared!*
*Carrotsaur has used Leaf attack*
*Peachizard has deflected the attack*
Orange: Carrotsaur! Go back!
*Carrotsaur has been replaced by Celeryquaza*
Grapefruit: How about a little friend for my Fruitemon? Go Lemoncario!
*Peachizard has a new ally, Lemoncario!*
Orange: Well, how do you like this? Go Midgetchu!
Midget Apple: It's Littlechu!
*Celeryquaza has a new ally, Midgetchu!*
Celeryquaza and Midgetchu has used Double Finish!*
*Peachizard has fainted*
Orange: Yay!
Pear: Way to go Orange!
Passion: You did it Orange!
Grapefruit: Alright Ketchum. You may have won this time. But we'll return soon enough.
Pear: But there's only one of you.
Passion: My sister Mandy is with him.
Orange: Oh..........kay then.
The end.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Popcorn Sale

On Sunday me and my mom sold popcorn for the Cub Scouts at Walgreens. I sold ten bags of popcorn to various people.  Some other people didn't want to buy any and said "no thank you." And some other people just ignored me. I said "thank you" no matter  what happened. We sold popcorn from 12 pm until 2 pm, when Sean and Evan Powers came to take over. I thought they would ever come.  It seemed to take forever for them to get there.  I asked Mr Powers why he was so late, but he said they were 2 minutes early. Then me and mom got in our new car and drove home. My dad says I should blog about the new car, but I don't want to because I miss our old van. We listened to the radio. The new car has satellite radio free for three months. I heard Selena Gomez and the Scene three times since Sunday!

Thursday, September 29, 2011

WEBLOS Meeting

Today I had my first WEBLOS meeting at Sean Powers's house. We learned about athletics and exercising. We did 50 mile race, sits up and push ups til it rained. Until then, we did vertical jumps and long jumps in the basement. And I even played with some of the toys he has. It was a great meeting and I can't wait for next week's meeting.

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

No More Interviews

I'm not doing interviews anymore. In my last two my brother Jack keeps editing them. At the end he always types that I disappeared after these. It's annoying. My mom says I want to keep creative control of my blog and Jack doesn't respect that.

And also today I had a headache from working too hard. It felt like a giant boulder fell on my head. I don't like 'em. I felt better now.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

What Jack thinks of Taft

Once again I am interviewing my brother Jack, aka Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. Stormaggedon is going to Taft Academic Center this year.

Q: So Stormaggedon, what do you think of Taft?


Q: Tell me about the girl who sits behind you in French.

A: She is a FOUL TEMPTRESS who must be DESTROYED!

Q: Why?

A: She kicks the back of my chair and calls me Johnny. It's ANNOYING!

Q: Why do you call yourself Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All anyway?


And that's all we have for tonight.Uh I mean, that's all folks!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Jack went to Homecoming

One night ago, my brother Jack almost died when he went to homecoming at St. Juliana. When he walked in the door, girls toppled him in their attempt to get him to dance! They also wanted his phone number. I conducted a short interview with Jack about his feelings about the dance:

Q: So Jack, what were your feelings about the dance?

A: First, peasant, you will not refer to me as Jack! I am Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. Secondly, the dance was unspeakably terrible and I wish to throw it into a BURNING lake of FLAMES!

Q: Okay, Stormaggedon, what your other feelings? Were the girls cute? Did you say "BLASPHEMY!" when they approached?

A: I dislike these girls. They are Justin Bieber fans.

Q: How many girls approached you?

A: It was OVER 9,000!! (screaming!)

Q: Why are you so loud and weird?

A: My old teacher Mrs. Marshall says weird is good!

Q: Any final thoughts?

A: Yes, I will now vaporize you. BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY

End: You know what they say, "With great weirdness comes great responsibility!" *stole it from Spiderman, changed it*

Friday, September 23, 2011

Pack Night

Yesterday, I went to the Cub scout pack night. I was a WEBELO which I don't know what it stands for.
After that, we went to Dino's Pizzaria. I had a cheese pizza and I played with Dave Disanti's iPhone. Me and my friends played with the jukebox. If I had my wallet I can have some money to put in. Before we left, my friend's sister Amanda Wiggins and some other kids watched South Park on Comedy Central which Mom thought was "innapropriate". It was a great time!

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

What is Ms. Jermoe's first name?

1. Henrietta
2. Emily
3. Sanders
4. Dot
5. Zelda
6. Brianna
7. Marge
8. Leia
9. Sybil
10. Jessie
11. Michelle

Midtown Singles

Plot: A non-married man, his son, his dog TD and his butler Fritz live in an apartment in New York City and try to hide a indoor pool from their landlord Ivan.

"Midtown Singles in: A Crockful of Cheese!"
Paul: Bert, I'm home.
Bert: Daddy! You're home!
TD: (barking)Fritz: I knew you would come back, Master Paul.
Paul: Now let's all relax to a nice…..
Ivan: (banging on door) Open up! I know you're hiding a pool and a butler!
Paul: Oh no! It's Ivan! Bert, close the pool door! Fritz, run to your bedroom and hide!
Bert: Where's that pool off button? Oh, here it is. (presses pool off button)Computer: Closing pool.
Fritz: (panting) I've got to hide in my bedroom! (runs in bedroom, closes door)Ivan: (slams door open) Where's the pool and butler?!
Paul: We don't have one of those. And I payed for that door when I moved here!
Bert: Daddy, I'm scared.
Ivan: If I see you with a butler and a pool for real. I'll boot you people out of this building forever! (slams door)Paul: That was close. (canned laughing)
Bert: What about dinner Daddy?
Fritz: I'll get the cheese. (opens cupboard) Hmm. Where's the cheese?
Bert: TD did it. He was hungry.
TD: (in human voice) I was really hungry.
Paul: I didn't know TD can talk.
TD: It was the cheese.
Fritz: The cheese is radioactive. And it accidently fell in some toxic waste.
Paul: Hmm. There's always great cheese on the Moon.
Fritz: We can build a rocket that can take us there.
Bert: Let's do it. I can supply apple juice for fuel. Daddy can get parts from the junkyard.
Fritz will find out the distance to the moon and design the rocket and TD can find the perfect launch site.
All 3: Let's do it!
(8:00pm)All: Done!
Fritz: And the energy source will be the radioactive cheese.
Paul: Let's go. Launching in 20…..19……..18…….17….
All: (board rocket)
Paul: Whatever. 10…..9…..8….. Forget the countdown. TD. Light the fuse.
TD: Okay. (lights fuse)
Paul: (boards rocket) Oh no. We're going to need some bread and butter.
Fritz: Ignition.
(5 hours later)
Fritz: The moon. So facinating.
Bert: Let's get cheese.
TD: Okay.
Robot: Unattended rocket. Fine: 100 dollars.
(a couple minutes later)
Paul: We collected cheese from the moon and it's really made of cheese.
TD: Let's go home.
(rocket blasts off, back at home)
Paul: Finally. A nice dinner.
Fritz: And the wonderful thing about cheese is they are so delicous.
(The End, meanwhile….)
(strange noises)
Paul: Hey Ivan. You in there? Hello……yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I'm telling on you, Ivan!

Tuesday, September 20, 2011


I want to make a cartoon in the newspaper which could be a half comic, half advice column. I should call it "Mario and Luigi's Afterlife" where focuses on the Mario Bros when they're not in Mario games and they can give goofy advice at the end of each strip like "Note to self: Never play video games at three in the morning"
I can make a ton of money off this!!

Monday, September 19, 2011

It's Block Partay Time! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a block party Saturdy. It was so fun! I made hotdogs and s'mores under a firepit, played with Steven all day and got into some problems with a pug called Ditka. I swung in a hammock and jumped on a trampoline.  I found some loose change. Jack was sarcastic to the people making the s'mores.
I had a fun time!!

Thursday, September 15, 2011


These are things I can say when I am really mad, angry, frustrated:

1. Mama mia.
2. D'oh!
3. Cripes.
4. Oh come on!
5. Good Grief!
6. I'm so angry. I could scream.
7. You've got to be kidding me!!
8. Quiet you!
9. Augghh!!!
10. Why you little!
11. Oh no! Not again!

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Mario's nightmare

Mario's Nightmare: Sonic and Amy's Children.
(doorbell rings)
Sonic: Come in.
(door opens)
Amy: Sonic. I'd like you to meet your son.
Sonic: My son is pink? No way! Amy, we're dying his quills. Nobody will ever know.
Mario: What??!?!?! (chair falls over)
Luigi: Mario? Mario? MARIO!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Mario: Whoa! What happened?
Luigi: Your chair fell over and you passed out.
Mario: That might've hurt my forehead.
Luigi: By the way, have you seen Sonic? I saw him walk to the closet this morning.
Mario: I'll go find him. (humming, opens closet door)
Sonic: And where are you going in such a hurry little lady?
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: (babbling)
Mario: (picks up baby) You have a baby daughter?!!
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: Grandaddy Mario!
Mario: (whimpers) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (neck rises, head makes foghorn sound)
Mario: Wahh! Mama mia, what a nightmare.
Amy: Mario my love. Is there something wrong?
Mario: Oh my…..(shreiking)
Sonic: Haha! April Fools!
Mario: Hmph.
Wario: Remember when Mario went chicken about Sonic and Amy's kids?
Waluigi: Yep. Pretty hilarous.
Both: (laughing wildly)

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Jack's Birthday

We're going to dinner for my dumb brother Jack's birthday. I don't know where we're going but I hope it's good.

ETA: We went to Wildfire. I had a cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate sundae. Grandma was with us. And Jack got a Klingon version of the play "Hamlet" and a Legend Of Zelda game. I had a good time.
And in the car, I Annoyed Orange'd Jack.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Ow! It hurts.

Today at speech I had an accident on one of the ladders in the slide room. I fell when I went down the ladder with my head on top and legs on bottom. My teacher Brooke grabbed my hand and I was almost killed. A bumped head and some rug burns. I thought I was done for. Is it me or these emergencies getting more stupid?

Thursday, September 8, 2011

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech....

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech, Norris would try to wrestle him to the ground and the police would take him away and Obama would be victorious. VOTE BARACK OBAMA FOR MORE YEARS!

But Chuck Norris was not there at 6:00. Just a bunch of boring politicians were there, but I liked the speech, even if Chuck Norris wasn't there. John McCain almost smiled. Rand Paul looked suspicious. Mitch McConnell looked crabby.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

The Next Annoying Orange Episode: Rayman Annoying Oranges!

Orange: *motorboat sounds* Bored!! Since when will something cool happen in the......*crash* Whoa!
Pear: What the heck was that???
Passion Fruit: Seriously. I heard that in the.....oh my gosh!!!!!
Midget Apple: It's a spaceship!
*footsteps* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbid: Wuzzat?
Pear: Holy moly! It's a bunny rabbit!
Marshmallow: Yay! Did someone say bunnies?!
Orange: That's not a rabbit, it's Bugs Bunny! Hahahahahahaha!
Midget Apple: Bugs was grey and purple.
Rabbid: Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: Then what's that?
Hare: Catch me if you can Tortoise!
Pear: Dude, that's the hare from the story "The Tortoise and the Hare".
Tortoise: *mysterious beeping*
Snake: There's something about that bunny rabbit that I don't like.
Orange: Whoa! Who are you?
Snake: That was what I was going to ask you weirdo!
Orange: I'm not a weirdo. I'm an orange!
Snake: So, you hacked into my communications, eh?
Orange: I just wanted to know what that thing was.
Mei Ling: That's a Raving Rabbid from the secondary Rayman game series Rayman Raving Rabbids.
Snake: Thanks Mei Ling. Hey Orange, next time we meet we should talk abot poker.
Orange: Thanks apple.
Snake: It's Solid Snake to you. Remember that now.
Orange: Okay Snake.
Rabbid: DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............
Orange: Knife!
Rabbid: Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Phew. I'm glad that's over with. *crash* Again??
Kirby: Hi!
Midget Apple: Well, here we go again.

Bobjenz: Solid Snake, Raving Rabbid, Tortoise
iJustine: Passion Fruit, Mei Ling
Aaron Massey: Kirby, Hare

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

First Day of School!

Today was the first day of school. When my alarm clock went off and played my favorite CD, I was like "First day of school today? Oh my gosh!!" At school I turned to my Johnny B Good behavior. My new aid was Ms. Jerome and my new teacher was Ms. Marcheschi. At the end of the day, I turned back to my Andy I Good behavior. Good grief! What a day!

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Ministery of Gaming Trouble

I quit the Minstery of Gaming my stupid brother Jack made up. He was using me and my money to buy Gamecube games and I quit. I wondered if wanted my money back. Jack is going to get it someday....and I'm going to be there to see him lose the war of siblingship. (Note: Not a word)

Monday, July 18, 2011

Michigan is not so bad.

When I was at Michigan, I found out it was not so bad after all. I caught a fish with my Uncle John and we set out a flare out on the end of the dock. I wanted it to explode but flares don't explode. I waited for the fireworks with Jack and played Peasent's Quest.

Saturday, July 9, 2011

Hot Day, Tooth Day.

It was very hot today. And I got a Cars 2 die cast Finn Mcmissile car because I lost a tooth.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Good Grief! Michigan!

I'm going to Michigan for the 4th of July. I been there many times. Oh, who am I kidding? This will be the wost summer ever in the history of summer!

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Prank Emails!

Two days ago, I made foolish emails to trick my stupid brother Jack into leaving me alone.
But then he starting making his own emails to reveal my fake ones. Good Grief. What a day.

Friday, June 24, 2011

Curse of the Brown Out

I'm scared of the dark. There was this brown out and I had a total breakdown.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Screenplay Dreams

I love typing screenplays on my computer. I wonder if they'll be published someday...

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Memorial Day Parade

I marched in the Cub Scouts Annual Memorial Day Parade yesterday morning.  It was hot and kind of bad because we had to walk so far.  I fell in the mud when I was trying to pick up an American flag and the flag came off its stick.  I went on a jumper and got my socks very dirty when I took my shoes off.  I stepped in a big mud puddle.  See?

When we got home my dad hosed off my feet and I got into clean clothes.  Later, I went to play with my friend Steven.  We had a firepit and made s'mores.  I like to make s'mores, but I don't like to eat them.  Mom and Dad and Jack ate them.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

My New Blog

Welcome to the world of The Normal Kid's Nest. I'm going to make my first poll. Should Sega make a prequal to Sonic and The Black Knight, yes or no? Vote now.