Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Punch-Out Crossover

Plot: The game centers around a young dragon named Lil' Spike who aspires to be the best boxer like no one ever was. Now training under fellow reptile Vector the Crocodile, Spike fights his way to the top as he battles many powerful opponents.


Characters:

  • Spike the Dragon as Little Mac
  • Vector the Crocodile as Doc Louis
  • Sly Cooper as Glass Joe (Parisean)
  • The Soldier as Von Kaiser (military background)
  • Sonic the Hedgehog as Disco Kid (both blue and dance)
  • King Dedede as King Hippo (tyrannical rulers)
  • Samurai Jack as Piston Hondo (Japanese)
  • Terrance and Phillip as Bear Hugger (Canadian)
  • Jafar as Great Tiger (Arabian background and awesome beards)
  • Puss in Boots as Don Flamenco (Spanish background)
  • King Fergus as Aran Ryan (Scottish backgrounds)
  • Pikachu as Kid Quick (extremely fast)
  • Homer Simpson as Soda Popinski (love drinking)
  • Incredible Hulk as Bald Bull (dangerous tempers)
  • Strong Bad as Super Macho Man (quite full of themselves)
  • Captain Falcon as Mr. Sandman (extremely powerful)
  • Mega Man (secret character)
  • Mario as the Referee (well, duh!)

Monday, June 2, 2014

SUMMER BELONGS TO.......random people (can't say it because of copyright from Disney)

I only have two weeks til summer break so I guess I'll talk about the things I anticipate this time.


Every summer, my family goes to my granny and grandpa's cottage in Michigan. I'm pretty excited for that as I love laying around inside and playing on the dock. The nights there are exceptionally cool and breezy even if the timezone is different than Illinois.

I also am excited for my birthday.  I wished for a lot of cool stuff, but I'd rather not tell right now.

Well, that's all I have to say. That's all folks.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Last Wednesday Night

I stayed over at my Granny and Grandpa's instead of Uncle John's because he had a Hawks game to go to. The rest of my family went to Misericordia's Artist in All whilst I was watched over by Granny and Grandpa. But I had one big surprise after finishing up some pizza for dinner, I got a Reese's ice cream sandwich Uncle John left for me! I usually eat it on a plate but at Granny and Grandpa's I used my hands.

We watched the Hawk's game last night. THAT was depressing, indeed. What the heck happened? Uncle John says they were playing sloppy and they need to tighten up their game. I hope they can do that. Overall, I had a fun time at my Granny and Grandpa's place.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Do you wanna watch a movie?

I recently got Disney's Frozen on Blu Ray thanks to my mom and I'm now watching so here's my review of i...(phone rings) Yes? (bazooka fires out of receiving end) If I get another bazooka to the face, this phone will be blasted to bits!

So here's the basic plot for those who haven't seen it: there are two sisters that are princesses of a kingdom and one has ice powers that she can't control. When the other sister is crowned, she accidentally reveals them to the public and now the first sister has to go find her in what I think a Wizard of Oz style when she encounters an ice-seller & his pet reindeer and a snowman who doesn't care if he's killed off. And there's also a prince who is the youngest of twelve brothers and some crazy Duke who hates having his place's name mispronounced.

I guess that's all I can...(phone rings again) You sure this ain't Culver's? (another bazooka is fired from the phone) Alright, that's it! (aims bazooka at phone, explosion in the distance) That oughta stop whoever keeps shooting me! Now I want said whoever to call me and reveal their name! (phone rings once more) Alright, who is it this time?

Caller: I thought this was the local lasagna joint? They make the best I've ever tasted!

Garfield? How did you get a hold of a bazooka?

Garfield: I found one in the junkyard while looking for parts to make an antenna.

You could just find a coat hanger. What do you need stuff like that for?

Garfield: The TV broke and we had to lock Jon in the kitchen closet because he went nuts. He said he'd miss Once Upon a Time.

You mean Once Upon a Time Once Upon a Time? I was reviewing the Blu Ray for Frozen and I'm watching it right now. Also, I heard it's coming to that show.

Garfield: You mean my indie short film has been noticed by Hollywood?

No, I mean the other Frozen with Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel. What is your Frozen about?

Garfield: It was just me filming Odie trapped in a snow bank. You wanna watch it? I'm selling DVDs.

Sure, just send it over. (hangs up) Well, I gotta go now.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Icy Creamy Sandwichy

Lemme tell you about my favorite ice cream sandwich: Reese's Chocolate, both regular and Klondike. When they're separate it's great, but when combined it's heaven! It's just so delicious when you mix PB&C with vanilla ice cream so.....oh! Initiate crazy mode! HUJADHFUIDGHWUYFGDASYFGHJSDAGFJHADGSFHJGASHJJJJUHUHHKJHKHD
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Someone, stop this crazy thing! Stop crazy mode! OK, that's better. Reese's ice cream sandwiches are delicious! There I said it.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Mega Man Megaforce

After becoming a newfound fan of Mega Man through his reveal in Smash Bros, the comics, Mega Man 2 and the Ruby-Spears cartoon, I decided "Hey, if there should be more than one Mega Man cartoon, then why not I make one!" So that's the birth of my new series Mega Man Megaforce. Like Transformers Reloaded, a lot of the Robot Masters that are members of the Megaforce or created by Wily are based off of other fictional characters. Here are my favorites that I created!

  • Thief Man, based off of Sly Cooper
  • Hungry Man, based off of Homer Simpson
  • Grow Man, based off of the Lorax
  • Marmalade Man, based off of Paddington Bear
  • Chowder Man, based off of Chowder
  • Catch Man, based off of Ash Ketchum
And now, here's something I hope you'll really like: the plot! Set after the events of Mega Man 10 after his most recent battle with Wily, Mega Man decided he needed some backup so he requested Dr. Light to create some Robot Masters for his new group that he calls the Megaforce. Along with his sister Roll, the faithful dogbot Rush and a whole slew of colorful characters, Mega Man will always be there to stop Wily from taking over the world. Early in the second season, Sigma from Mega Man X finds a time vortex that leads him to the year 20XX and a partnership with Light's jealous colleague. A lot of the stories deal with Wily creating a new Robot Master or Maverick that will destroy the Megaforce or the city and Mega Man has to stop it.

Later in the third season, Wily discovers Ra Moon in the Lanfront Ruins and uses the alien supercomputer to construct new Robot Masters or Mavericks from here on.

Well, that's all the show has to offer, and now the cast!

Jason Griffith as Mega Man, Proto Man
Jim Byrnes as Dr. Light
Ashleigh Ball as Roll
Frank Welker as Rush, Beat, Eddie, Tango
Scott McNeil as Dr. Wily
Carter Cathcart as Auto
Tim Curry as Sigma
David Humphery as Bass
Maurice LaMarche as Ra Moon
Kevin Miller as Thief Man
Dan Castellaneta as Hungry Man
Veronica Taylor as Catch Man
Nicky Jones as Hungry Man

I guess that's all I can think of for the cast so good night everybody!



Wednesday, May 7, 2014

An Ode to Ms. McMahon

Our assistant principal is leaving at the end of the year. She's moving to be near her family. That's good for the family and for her, but sad for our school and ME. I am going to miss her.

Ms. McMahon
Gives great hugs
Is nice to all kids
Loyal to Edison Park and Mr. Z
Calls me Handsome
Is Smart
Is Funny
Is Kind
Cheerful in the morning at the door
Very Pretty!

I've known Ms. McMahon since I was in first grade! I was much smaller then. I don't remember if she called me Handsome back in first grade or if that happened when I got older and better looking? I was very cute in first grade, though.

I hope Ms. McMahon can find a good school to run in Connecticut. Those kids will be VERY LUCKY. I hope Mr. Z picks a good new assistant principal, though no one will take Ms. McMahon's place.