Wednesday, November 30, 2011

No way!

My typing is ruined. There was something wrong with my keyboard. Everytime I try to type, it makes no sense! I typed a script and everything was wrong. Uppercase and lowercase were scrambled, the periods and commas were horribly wrong and,'s all a nightmare. My dad is not home to fix things and I'm very upset!

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

I always wanted to write a fan fiction on My pen name will be (I haven't decided yet) and I want to write a fiction about how some people hate the most annoying Sonic the Hedgehog character: Amy Rose.
She is so annoying because she wants to kiss Sonic and marry him! Oh, how I hate her! I want to put in Mario, Daffy, Luigi and Ganon in it for more pizzazz. I made up a sneak peek just for the people.

Amy: Gotcha, my darling Sonic.
Sonic: Amy? What are you doin' here?!
Amy: Sonic, this time there's no way getting out of marrying me!
Daffy: You are wrong! (spells "wrong" incorrectly) R-O-N-G (pulls out his humungo head feat) Wrong!

Stay tuned when I log in!

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Business Trip Itinerary

When I am older, I would like to take business trips like my dad does.

Itinerary for my trip:

9:15 Arrive at hotel room

9:30 Complain about mattress

11:15 Check itinerary, talk about how my dogs are killing me

1:08 Go to convention

1:50 Meet with famous executives for snacks

2:08 Meet with Matt Groening and Jeff Smith

In 10 minutes: seal the deal with foreign conglomerate

Go home and rest. Eat peanut butter and pretzels.

Monday, November 7, 2011


Tonight was very strange. At 8:00, there was the new Good Night Show. And they actually killed Star and Lucy. I didn't know what happend to Hush the fish but I'm sure he's fine. And this new show called Poppy Cat replaced Kipper. I'll miss him and Tiger. And then, both Nina and Star were in a treehouse instead of their old Nighttime loft. But new Star is going to give me nightmares for weeks. Brrr. They still had their old couch and Hush the fish. (I still don't know what happend to him or her. You get the idea.) Jack said that Star was animotronic. That's gonna give me nightmares for months.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Same Old Thing

Why is everything the same? I'm trying to think of something to write for this and I can't think of anything. My mom asked me if anything was new, but nothing is new. It is all the same. Same school, same family, same life. BORING! I would like something new to happen, but I don't know what it is. I know, I would like to see the new movie, "The Muppets" when it comes out. But only if it is hilarious. In one of the trailers, someone asks if they should have rented a bigger car but I remarked that they should have just used the Electric Mayhem bus! Dad said that bus was too old and rickety. Maybe Keith Elderman should be riding around in that bus. Imagine that!

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Countdown with Keith Dumberman!

My dad likes to watch this horrible show called "Countdown with Keith Olberman". It's so annoying! It's filled with reports that aren't even true! I think he should kick the habit and quit watching it so he can watch educational, exciting episodes of Barney. It's way more real than "Jerkdown with Keith Elderman".

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

A Tour of Wrigley Field

Last Friday, my family took a tour of Wrigley Field, home of the Chicago Cubs. We got there by train. We took the Skokie Swift to Howard and then the Red Line to Wrigley. It was my first time on a train. It was good.

At Wrigley, we bought tour tickets at the box office. Then we had to wait and wait for the tour to start. It took forever. I was bored and crabby.

The first thing we did was sit in the seats and listen to the history of the baseball field and the Cubs. It was very cold, so I sat in my mom's lap.

Next, we went to the press box. I played with the phone. I was pretending to be a sports reporter.

The we went to the visitor's clubhouse. I sat on a chair in a locker. I wanted a drink from the cooler, but dad said no.

Next we went to the bleachers. The sun was bright and it was 4:30 pm.

Then we went to the Cubs clubhouse, then the dugout and the field. I got sit on the bench and dad took my picture on the on-deck circle.

After that, the tour was over and I went ot the gift shop. I got a Mickey Mouse figure and a book about the field. We went back home on the train and went to dinner at Red Robin