Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The Plagues

For the past week, my dad and I were really sick with some kind of bad cold. This also affected school as I constantly begged for help but nobody would reply. My mom then decided I should stay home for the week which I did. My stomach then started hurting which resulted in me throwing up on my mom and dad's bed. Don't worry, Mom got me a bucket in the nick of time. Anyway before that, I got my own tissue box which I used a lot. I then got better Sunday and stayed home Monday to work on my History Fair project. So yeah, I had quite a crazy week. I must see you later. Oh I forgot, now Jack is sick too.

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(WARNING, THE TALL-TALE AND THE STATEMENT AFTER THAT ARE COMPLETELY FALSE! PLEASE JUST TAKE THIS AS A JOKE!)

My brother is trying on pants even though he hates pants. Then I called his face unacceptable. So let me go on a tangent about this one time I found a piano in my nose, which is obviously a made-up story.

One sunny afternoon, I was digging for gold as usual when suddenly I heard an E flat come out of one of my nasal cavities and pulled out the source: Beethoven's legendary piano! I don't know how it got there or what it was doing there, but who cares anyway. Somehow, I became a master and went on to stardom! Which then resulted in an accident where He-Man climbed out of the piano to look for Beastman, because we all know how it stinks to be Beastman. The event was so ridiculous, I decided to sell it to some random rich guy who found a dead jackalope inside of it. And that's the end of my story!

Hopefully it'll be passed on for generations to come and....waitaminute, what was I talking about before that? Oh yeah, about how my brother's face is unacceptable! Also, I heard a rumor that the head of Viacom said that he never liked Nickelodeon, or Avatar, or cartoons, or strong female characters, or everything in general. Well, time to start

Monday, February 9, 2015

Disney: Animation for the Gods

So you all remember Phineas and Ferb right? Well, tonight our favorite nacho-headed kid and Isabella finally got together after nine years (eight if you don't count the series preview after HSM2) and my mom & even one of the shows creators Swampy was bawling about it. Anyway, DISNEY IS PRETTY MUCH ANIMATION FOR THE LORD HIMSELF!

Before I continue praising Disney for actually making this happen, I must congratulate them for buying Marvel & Lucasfilm and becoming the mega-million dollar corporation that it is today.

Anyway like animal crackers, Disney is animation of the gods! They make so many great animated films, TV shows (well, some TV shows), video games, whatever! Being an animation stud myself, I grew up with modern Disney but I still have a soft spot for old Disney like The Lion King, Aladdin, Cinderella and others. I hope 2015 is a great year for Uncle Walt's legacy and many more to come.