Monday, April 23, 2012

HakAndy Matata

Today I watched The Lion King 1 1/2. It is an in between-quel between the original Lion King and Lion King 2. I watched it on my portable DVD player until the battery ran out, then I had to get the adapter from my basement lair and plug it in. I think the movie was a good one. I'd give it 7.5 out of ten stars. The movie follows how Timon and Pumbaa met and has some scenes from the original movie. The DVD extra was somehing called Timon and Pumbaa's Safari Adventure. That's all I got tonight.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012


I hate the new YouTube layout. Even though I get used to it, the schedule that I didn't want to use is gone. I tried many videos to bring it back, but they don't work. I asked Mom if she can help, but she said I have to wait until Dad is home. The new layout is gone and if I don't do something soon, YouTube will close its doors, poor guys.

Monday, April 16, 2012

Augh again!

Being a blogger is hard work. You have to think of something, type it in, type some more, yadda yadda yadda. I want to take a break from blogging sometime next month. But my mom says I can have a break when school is over. She says this is good training to be an author, because an author has to write every day, whether they want to or not.  She showed me a book where an author named Steven King says he writes every morning whether he wants to or not. And he's written a lot of books and is famous. Though he writes scary books, so I don't think I want to read any of them.

Wednesday, April 11, 2012


Dear Comcast, if you're reading this, you must reconnect our cable and Internet. I've been living without it for two days and guess what? You're too stupid and lazy to fix it. My dad looked at the pole and one of you guys unplugged us. Then, when he called customer service, you said we would have to wait! This is unacceptable!

No Comcast = no TV, no internet, no Nook! Good Grief!


Andy Mayer.

Monday, April 9, 2012


I'm tired of blogging every night. I want to skip a day when it's possible. But Dad wouldn't allow me. If I had a bottle of Parent Trainer, it would be better. But it's not real. I wish it was ACTUALLY real, then my dad WILL obey me. But still, it's not real. Another thing is that spring break is over and I'm back at school, But it was the shortest school hours of my life. I had to go see Dr. Damattio and then I had a McDonalds Happy Meal. They've been serving those since July 1977.  Well as they say, one flew over the robin's nest.