Wednesday, April 22, 2015

More about Jack

I'm blogging about Jack because I think it annoys him.

Tomorrow night, Jack and Dad are flying to Washington DC. Jack is going to compete in the National History Bowl and the National History Bee. I hope he does well, and doesn't bring shame to our forefathers.

When I think of Jack competing in this thing, I think of the great Charlie Brown movie "A Boy Named Charlie Brown." I would give Jack my blanket to take with him to the Bowl, but I don't really have a blanket I love like Linus loves his. Jack has his own blanket, anyhow. I think he has that blanket because he's always cold. Oh wow. I just remembered that Charlie Brown lost the spelling bee by not being able to spell the word "beagle." I hope Jack doesn't forget the name of the first president!

Tuesday, April 21, 2015


The Hawks are playing the Nashville Predators right now. This is game 4 of the first round of the Stanley Cup playoffs. The Predators won the first game, and the Hawks won the next 2. So of the Hawks win tonight, they still have to win one more game. Hockey playoffs take FOREVER.

Tonight's starting goalie is Scott Darling. Corey Crawford was the starting goalie for most of the season, but then he had some bad games, so now Darling is in the net. Poor Crawford. I bet he thinks it sucks to be him, right now.

Monday, April 20, 2015

Jack says it sucks to be me.

I asked Jack for a blog idea and he said "I don't know. Blog about how it sucks to be you, I guess."

I only think it sucks to be me SOMETIMES. Most of the time, it is awesome to be me. I am creative and good looking (according to my mom) and mostly smart. My life is good.

Sometimes, things are sucky. I get very irritated by the state of humanity. Mom says I have a short fuse. One of the things I get annoyed with is when my parents ask me questions about things on tv. Then mom gets annoyed with me for being annoyed, and it turns into a whole storm of annoyance.

Sometimes I feel like I don't know anything, and that is a time when it sucks to be me.

Sometimes I feel very sad, and like it would be better if I didn't exist. That is sucky. But then Mom hugs me or Jack makes me laugh and I feel better.

Overall, I think it is good to be me. I'd rather be me than be JACK!

Thursday, April 16, 2015


My mom and I went to Report Card Pickup Day at my school and I did really great in terms of grades. After that, we walked downstairs to the book fair and I got five books in all. They are.....

  1. My Little Pony: Pony Tales pt. 2
  2. Avengers Ultimate Factivity Collection
  3. Regular Show volume 1
  4. Adventure Time volume 4
  5. Guinness World Records 2015 Gamer's Edition
Now allow me to go in depth on them.

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was so popular that it not only generated two films (the third one being an Equestria Girls film set to release this fall and a non-EQG film set for 2017), a collectible card game and most notably, a comic book. This one in particular is a collection of issues 4, 5 and 6 from the now-defunct Micro-Series. The first one has Fluttershy entering an art contest, the second one shows Pinkie trying to help her idol and the final one has Applejack hunting the Sass Squach during the Hearth's Warming Season.

I would have time to write more, but it's getting late. Seeya!

Monday, April 13, 2015


I don't know what to blog about, so I asked Jack and he said "Canada!"

This what I know about Canada:

maple syrup

My mom says that my Great Grandma Helen's family was from Montreal. I still have distant cousins there who speak French. That's very weird. My mom and dad took French in college, but they don't speak it anymore.