Thursday, May 22, 2014

Last Wednesday Night

I stayed over at my Granny and Grandpa's instead of Uncle John's because he had a Hawks game to go to. The rest of my family went to Misericordia's Artist in All whilst I was watched over by Granny and Grandpa. But I had one big surprise after finishing up some pizza for dinner, I got a Reese's ice cream sandwich Uncle John left for me! I usually eat it on a plate but at Granny and Grandpa's I used my hands.

We watched the Hawk's game last night. THAT was depressing, indeed. What the heck happened? Uncle John says they were playing sloppy and they need to tighten up their game. I hope they can do that. Overall, I had a fun time at my Granny and Grandpa's place.

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Do you wanna watch a movie?

I recently got Disney's Frozen on Blu Ray thanks to my mom and I'm now watching so here's my review of i...(phone rings) Yes? (bazooka fires out of receiving end) If I get another bazooka to the face, this phone will be blasted to bits!

So here's the basic plot for those who haven't seen it: there are two sisters that are princesses of a kingdom and one has ice powers that she can't control. When the other sister is crowned, she accidentally reveals them to the public and now the first sister has to go find her in what I think a Wizard of Oz style when she encounters an ice-seller & his pet reindeer and a snowman who doesn't care if he's killed off. And there's also a prince who is the youngest of twelve brothers and some crazy Duke who hates having his place's name mispronounced.

I guess that's all I can...(phone rings again) You sure this ain't Culver's? (another bazooka is fired from the phone) Alright, that's it! (aims bazooka at phone, explosion in the distance) That oughta stop whoever keeps shooting me! Now I want said whoever to call me and reveal their name! (phone rings once more) Alright, who is it this time?

Caller: I thought this was the local lasagna joint? They make the best I've ever tasted!

Garfield? How did you get a hold of a bazooka?

Garfield: I found one in the junkyard while looking for parts to make an antenna.

You could just find a coat hanger. What do you need stuff like that for?

Garfield: The TV broke and we had to lock Jon in the kitchen closet because he went nuts. He said he'd miss Once Upon a Time.

You mean Once Upon a Time Once Upon a Time? I was reviewing the Blu Ray for Frozen and I'm watching it right now. Also, I heard it's coming to that show.

Garfield: You mean my indie short film has been noticed by Hollywood?

No, I mean the other Frozen with Kristen Bell and Idina Menzel. What is your Frozen about?

Garfield: It was just me filming Odie trapped in a snow bank. You wanna watch it? I'm selling DVDs.

Sure, just send it over. (hangs up) Well, I gotta go now.

Monday, May 12, 2014

Icy Creamy Sandwichy

Lemme tell you about my favorite ice cream sandwich: Reese's Chocolate, both regular and Klondike. When they're separate it's great, but when combined it's heaven! It's just so delicious when you mix PB&C with vanilla ice cream so.....oh! Initiate crazy mode! HUJADHFUIDGHWUYFGDASYFGHJSDAGFJHADGSFHJGASHJJJJUHUHHKJHKHD

Someone, stop this crazy thing! Stop crazy mode! OK, that's better. Reese's ice cream sandwiches are delicious! There I said it.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Mega Man Megaforce

After becoming a newfound fan of Mega Man through his reveal in Smash Bros, the comics, Mega Man 2 and the Ruby-Spears cartoon, I decided "Hey, if there should be more than one Mega Man cartoon, then why not I make one!" So that's the birth of my new series Mega Man Megaforce. Like Transformers Reloaded, a lot of the Robot Masters that are members of the Megaforce or created by Wily are based off of other fictional characters. Here are my favorites that I created!

  • Thief Man, based off of Sly Cooper
  • Hungry Man, based off of Homer Simpson
  • Grow Man, based off of the Lorax
  • Marmalade Man, based off of Paddington Bear
  • Chowder Man, based off of Chowder
  • Catch Man, based off of Ash Ketchum
And now, here's something I hope you'll really like: the plot! Set after the events of Mega Man 10 after his most recent battle with Wily, Mega Man decided he needed some backup so he requested Dr. Light to create some Robot Masters for his new group that he calls the Megaforce. Along with his sister Roll, the faithful dogbot Rush and a whole slew of colorful characters, Mega Man will always be there to stop Wily from taking over the world. Early in the second season, Sigma from Mega Man X finds a time vortex that leads him to the year 20XX and a partnership with Light's jealous colleague. A lot of the stories deal with Wily creating a new Robot Master or Maverick that will destroy the Megaforce or the city and Mega Man has to stop it.

Later in the third season, Wily discovers Ra Moon in the Lanfront Ruins and uses the alien supercomputer to construct new Robot Masters or Mavericks from here on.

Well, that's all the show has to offer, and now the cast!

Jason Griffith as Mega Man, Proto Man
Jim Byrnes as Dr. Light
Ashleigh Ball as Roll
Frank Welker as Rush, Beat, Eddie, Tango
Scott McNeil as Dr. Wily
Carter Cathcart as Auto
Tim Curry as Sigma
David Humphery as Bass
Maurice LaMarche as Ra Moon
Kevin Miller as Thief Man
Dan Castellaneta as Hungry Man
Veronica Taylor as Catch Man
Nicky Jones as Hungry Man

I guess that's all I can think of for the cast so good night everybody!

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

An Ode to Ms. McMahon

Our assistant principal is leaving at the end of the year. She's moving to be near her family. That's good for the family and for her, but sad for our school and ME. I am going to miss her.

Ms. McMahon
Gives great hugs
Is nice to all kids
Loyal to Edison Park and Mr. Z
Calls me Handsome
Is Smart
Is Funny
Is Kind
Cheerful in the morning at the door
Very Pretty!

I've known Ms. McMahon since I was in first grade! I was much smaller then. I don't remember if she called me Handsome back in first grade or if that happened when I got older and better looking? I was very cute in first grade, though.

I hope Ms. McMahon can find a good school to run in Connecticut. Those kids will be VERY LUCKY. I hope Mr. Z picks a good new assistant principal, though no one will take Ms. McMahon's place.

Monday, May 5, 2014

Transformers Reloaded

I've recently got an idea for a new TV series based on one look at my Hulk toy. I call it Transformers Reloaded which takes place after my favorite of the Transformers cartoons, Animated.

Here's the plot: Set a long time after TFA, new Autobots will be born. Including one Autobot named Mini-Prime. Constructed as a recon probe, Mini-Prime is a cheerful and friendly individual who looks up to Optimus Prime and his group of Autobots for their great heroism. One fateful day, Mini-Prime is ordered by Sentinel Prime to search for a famous Autobot veteran named Bulk Bolts, who was thrown into a permanent stasis-lock by an incarnation of Megatron known as First Blood and based on my Hulk Transformer. Upon finding Bulk Bolts, he meets some more Autobots including Sir Arthur, Lightning Strike and Wish Granted. A few months later when Mini-Prime, Bulk Bolts, Sir Arthur, Lightning Strike, Wish Granted, Huffer & Pipes, Arcee, Hot Rod and Sai Stab were being transported to Cybertron through the Ark, Decepticons led by First Blood attacked, rusting several Autobots but Mini-Prime and friends. Mini-Prime wanted to help fight them but Sentinel Prime refused because he was too young. Just as the Ark was going to blow up, Mini-Prime and his group were accidentally trans-warped to Detroit in the year 2078, where they met Issac Sumdac's organic son Jerry and his friend the wacky sanitation worker Wreck-Gar. Knowing that First Blood would trace them to Earth, Mini-Prime decided to start training with Bulk Bolts to prepare for battle.

Good story, right? Well, here's the non-fficial cast I made up. Like another series I thought of called Mega Man Megaforce, this show features robots based off of other fictional characters. (i.e. Lightning Strike is based off of Sonic the Hedgehog)

Autobots and humans
Tara Strong as Mini-Prime (I base Mini-Prime's voice off of Bokkun from Sonic X)
Jim Cummings as Bulk Bolts
Eris Loomis as Sir Arthur
Jason Griffith as Lightning Strike
Daran Norris as Wish Granted
Rob Paulsen as Sai Stab
Ian James Cortlett as Plasma Power
Jay Leno as Bulldoze
Tracey Moore as Hydrant
Vincent Martella as Jerry

(Please note that these are the only Decepticons I thought up)
Alan Oppenheimer as First Blood, the main antagonist
Michael Donovan as Lava Pour, an incarnation of Starscream and First Blood's second in command.

Well now that's that, good night everybody!

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Whether the Weather

It's so cold out. Today we had light rain showers which was fine, but my lousy Thursday was just an ending point for a gloomy week. It was nothing but cold air and rain all week and no sunshine. Even if it was sunny, it was still cold out. Worst of all, schools has the absolutely worst air conditioning in the history of air conditioning, which means all body temperatures were harmed during the making of this film. Well as they always say, Thank God it's Almost Summer Break or T.G.I.A.S.B for short.

I hope I can survive these remaining seven weeks as a lump of hot-temperature corpse. I just can't wait til I can live in the Land of Air Conditioning and Bug Spray.