When I am older, I would like to take business trips like my dad does.
Itinerary for my trip:
9:15 Arrive at hotel room
9:30 Complain about mattress
11:15 Check itinerary, talk about how my dogs are killing me
1:08 Go to convention
1:50 Meet with famous executives for snacks
2:08 Meet with Matt Groening and Jeff Smith
In 10 minutes: seal the deal with foreign conglomerate
Go home and rest. Eat peanut butter and pretzels.