Today my Scholastic book order arrived. I got a joke book by Fred Figglehorn. Me, mom, Jack and Grandma went to dinner at Graziano's and I told them jokes from my new jokebook.
Why was the teacher cross eyed?
He couldn't control his pupils.
Why was the clock punished?
Because he "tock"ed so much!
What time is it when a gang bullies chase you?
Five after one.
These jokes made me laugh so hard I could barely breathe!! Mom and Grandma laughed at my jokes, but Jack rolled his eyes and said "oooohhh, Andy." I don't think Jack has a very good sense of humor. Jack says "I disagree."