Once again I am interviewing my brother Jack, aka Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. Stormaggedon is going to Taft Academic Center this year.
Q: So Stormaggedon, what do you think of Taft?
A: PEASANT, it is TIRING and BORING.
Q: Tell me about the girl who sits behind you in French.
A: She is a FOUL TEMPTRESS who must be DESTROYED!
A: She kicks the back of my chair and calls me Johnny. It's ANNOYING!
Q: Why do you call yourself Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All anyway?
A: DOCTOR WHO!!!
And that's all we have for tonight.Uh I mean, that's all folks!