I am literally running out of ideas for blog posts, I may be considering retiring. But since I have to do this as an assignment, it will be the same thing over and over and over and over again. So please give me some ideas! PLEASE! My imagination depends on it.
I'd rather just bury myself in a humongous cake until I have ideas, but that will be dangerous to my air. Why can't I just write for fun instead of work? Why can't my mom give me freedom of life for once?! I just can't take it anymore. Seems like "Clockwork Orange torture scene" may be another word for "homework".
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna put a bag over my head.