Doggy: Wow, I thought those educational shows with talking animals era was over. But apparently I was wrong! We had Baby Looney Tunes, Olivia, Turtle Tips!
Conroy: That last one isn't exactly a...
Doggy: And now we have Peppa Pig. What's the plot you may ask? NOTHING! (guffawing) It's just talking animals in Not-so-Great Britain doing nothing! Not to be confused with Dora, another stupid preschool cartoon with characters doing nothing at all but walking and singing! Anyway, it's about this bratty kid and her stupid little brother and their parents going on exciting adventures! Also not to be confused with another dumb cartoon by the name of Berenstain Bears! The exciting adventures are as followed. Going to the...beach? Swimming? Going on a trip? These are just stupid. A cartoon needs to have humor, action, danger, romance and the secret ingredient....more humor. A cartoon that I already reviewed didn't have any of that an winded up with the two main ingredients of a different cake. No humor, no background music and pointless romance. We all know how that went with the Looney Tunes.
Back to Peppa, the worst thing about it is that it's MADE IN ENGLAND!! I AM SO SICK OF CARTOONS THAT ARE MADE IN BRITISH! THEY AREN'T FUNNY!!!!! EVEN MORE UNFUNNY THAN TOTALLY COOL DUDES!!
(deep breath) By the way, I gotta go watch the Indiana University vs Wisconsin game. See you when I talk about another stupid show that involves dinosaurs.