I'm bored so why don't we pass the time with some good old fashioned jokes!
Why are math books always sad? Because they have so many PROBLEMS! (from my mom's friend Wendy)
Why did the hero flush the toilet? Because it was his DOODY!
(got that one from Wreck-It Ralph)
What did the butt say to the other butt? You CRACK me up little buddy!
That's all I got, folks.