Frustrated

These are things I can say when I am really mad, angry, frustrated:

1. Mama mia.
2. D'oh!
3. Cripes.
4. Oh come on!
5. Good Grief!
6. I'm so angry. I could scream.
7. You've got to be kidding me!!
8. Quiet you!
9. Augghh!!!
10. Why you little!
11. Oh no! Not again!

Mario's nightmare

Mario's Nightmare: Sonic and Amy's Children.
(doorbell rings)
Sonic: Come in.
(door opens)
Amy: Sonic. I'd like you to meet your son.
Sonic: My son is pink? No way! Amy, we're dying his quills. Nobody will ever know.
Mario: What??!?!?! (chair falls over)
Luigi: Mario? Mario? MARIO!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Mario: Whoa! What happened?
Luigi: Your chair fell over and you passed out.
Mario: That might've hurt my forehead.
Luigi: By the way, have you seen Sonic? I saw him walk to the closet this morning.
Mario: I'll go find him. (humming, opens closet door)
Sonic: And where are you going in such a hurry little lady?
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: (babbling)
Mario: (picks up baby) You have a baby daughter?!!
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: Grandaddy Mario!
Mario: (whimpers) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (neck rises, head makes foghorn sound)
Mario: Wahh! Mama mia, what a nightmare.
Amy: Mario my love. Is there something wrong?
Mario: Oh my…..(shreiking)
Sonic: Haha! April Fools!
Mario: Hmph.
(Meanwhile…)
Wario: Remember when Mario went chicken about Sonic and Amy's kids?
Waluigi: Yep. Pretty hilarous.
Both: (laughing wildly)

Jack's Birthday

We're going to dinner for my dumb brother Jack's birthday. I don't know where we're going but I hope it's good.

ETA: We went to Wildfire. I had a cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate sundae. Grandma was with us. And Jack got a Klingon version of the play "Hamlet" and a Legend Of Zelda game. I had a good time.
And in the car, I Annoyed Orange'd Jack.

Ow! It hurts.

Today at speech I had an accident on one of the ladders in the slide room. I fell when I went down the ladder with my head on top and legs on bottom. My teacher Brooke grabbed my hand and I was almost killed. A bumped head and some rug burns. I thought I was done for. Is it me or these emergencies getting more stupid?

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech....

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech, Norris would try to wrestle him to the ground and the police would take him away and Obama would be victorious. VOTE BARACK OBAMA FOR MORE YEARS!

But Chuck Norris was not there at 6:00. Just a bunch of boring politicians were there, but I liked the speech, even if Chuck Norris wasn't there. John McCain almost smiled. Rand Paul looked suspicious. Mitch McConnell looked crabby.

The Next Annoying Orange Episode: Rayman Annoying Oranges!

Orange: *motorboat sounds* Bored!! Since when will something cool happen in the......*crash* Whoa!
Pear: What the heck was that???
Passion Fruit: Seriously. I heard that in the.....oh my gosh!!!!!
Midget Apple: It's a spaceship!
*footsteps* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbid: Wuzzat?
Pear: Holy moly! It's a bunny rabbit!
Marshmallow: Yay! Did someone say bunnies?!
Orange: That's not a rabbit, it's Bugs Bunny! Hahahahahahaha!
Midget Apple: Bugs was grey and purple.
Rabbid: Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: Then what's that?
Hare: Catch me if you can Tortoise!
Pear: Dude, that's the hare from the story "The Tortoise and the Hare".
Tortoise: Thank.....you.......stranger. *mysterious beeping*
Snake: There's something about that bunny rabbit that I don't like.
Orange: Whoa! Who are you?
Snake: That was what I was going to ask you weirdo!
Orange: I'm not a weirdo. I'm an orange!
Snake: So, you hacked into my communications, eh?
Orange: I just wanted to know what that thing was.
Mei Ling: That's a Raving Rabbid from the secondary Rayman game series Rayman Raving Rabbids.
Snake: Thanks Mei Ling. Hey Orange, next time we meet we should talk abot poker.
Orange: Thanks apple.
Snake: It's Solid Snake to you. Remember that now.
Orange: Okay Snake.
Rabbid: DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............
Orange: Knife!
Rabbid: Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Phew. I'm glad that's over with. *crash* Again??
Kirby: Hi!
Midget Apple: Well, here we go again.


Bobjenz: Solid Snake, Raving Rabbid, Tortoise
iJustine: Passion Fruit, Mei Ling
Aaron Massey: Kirby, Hare

First Day of School!

Today was the first day of school. When my alarm clock went off and played my favorite CD, I was like "First day of school today? Oh my gosh!!" At school I turned to my Johnny B Good behavior. My new aid was Ms. Jerome and my new teacher was Ms. Marcheschi. At the end of the day, I turned back to my Andy I Good behavior. Good grief! What a day!