Jack is ill

Jack came home from school sick today. You can always tell when he's really sick because he doesn't use the computer. Ironic, isn't it? Mom made him chicken soup for dinner. Jack is boring when he sleeps because he sleeps on the couch. Jack likes to say "I'm not dead yet" when he's sick. He must feel a little better because he is reading a book and watching a movie. He's watching "The Eagle" which I mistaken for "Eragon". Right now, the Romans are about to fight the Seal People. This movie supposedly takes place in Scotland. Groundskeeper Willie from "The Simpsons" came from Scotland as well.