Yet another Debate

Tonight, elections are going on for the House, Senate, and some governors and Jack, Grandma and I are watching it on CNN. It started with some talking then after the commercial break, we finally got on the action in Kentucky in the battle between Alison Grimes and Mitch McConnell.


And now the National US House is saying Obama and Congress aren't doing their jobs well and the country is on the wrong track. Wow, America is more angry than Daffy Duck!


Global warming is still a problem, so that's good.


Something something Republic gardeners, moving on!


Jake Tapper says we're gonna have a sugar high tonight and have a good night's sleep. This guy I can support!


Our contenders are walking up to the stage at Shaheen HQ, wherever that it. There's also Brown HQ, Cotton HQ, wow they'll make an HQ out of everything!


We're back at the Election Center as we anticipate the big event that will determine the fate of both America and our sanity. The Republics need to add 6 six more seats to their already 51.


McConnell needs one more vote to win in only three minutes left! Who will reign victorious?


Joe Johnson and Nick Valencia report from polls in Lexington, Kentucky and Lawrencevill, Georgia. And from what I see, nobody gives an acorn about Georgia.


Now we only have 30 seconds left! (makes random anime reaction noises)


5.....4........3.......2.............1! Mitch wins!


Now we move onto Virginia and South Carolina and 34 Democrats are coming back.


Niki Haley wins South Carolina while Georgia and Vermont are still deciding.


Allison Grimes wins the women's vote while Mitch wins the men's. How surprising.


Party control of the US is important.


And there's more talking.


Now someone was saved by a pizza boy, how excitingly mouthwatering!


Now we have have too many bumpers centering on the election, but I'm hyped!


The race stills goes on as Nort Carolina, Ohio and the third one!


Whites are owning it in voting which makes me feel bad for the other races in America.


The next polls close in only 1 minute!


Charlie Crist is beating Rick Scott in this one! Which makes me wonder if Rick is related to Ridley Scott of Alien franchise fame.


Shelly Moore wins West Virginia!


34 Dems and Repubs are in the race!


John Kasich has been reelected as governor of Ohio.


Virginia now has Mark Warner and Jim Gilmore to handle!


Perdue and Nunn are still in it on Georgia.


We now have our first hiccup for control in this, which means it can't be good.


Okay, this may take a while. Virginia is still working, blah blah blah, now watch me take a long slow sip from this random empty mug!


I think that's enough for now. The real question is who will win tonight? AND DON'T SUBMIT TO COOKIE BOREDOM!!!!!