Mom says I should write about what I WISH would happen. I wish I could get a 1 person pass to Disney World. How much is a plane ticket? Okay, I guess Dad and Mom and Jack can come with me. I have never been on a plane before. I don't know if I want to go on a plane. It might be scary.
Mom has a friend who is going to the Amazon in Brazil. That sounds really scary. Can you get attacked by tigers in Brazil?
Maybe I could get locked in Target overnight. I could play with all the toys. I could play with the iPods, and the video game consoles. I could play with an Xbox 360. If I got hungry overnight at Target I could go to the food aisle. I could eat Reese's peanut butter cups and drink Capri Suns. I could look at all the books in Target. That would be cool! They have all the Big Nate books!
Or if I get locked in Gamestop til 11:00 at night, I could take some games I want willy nilly and just find a way out. That would be quite an adventure. Unless I know their ventilation system and have some tools to bring along. The tools I need are listed below
- A flashlight
- A screwdriver
- A ladder
- Snacks
- Capri Sun (just one packet)
- A bag.
Maybe I'd find some loot hidden under the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in Disneyland.
What do you think?
I liked reading your blog post, mostly because you are funny but also because the thought of certain things (like traveling to places like Brazil) make me nervous. So I can relate.
ReplyDeleteAlso, when I was a kid, I used to think it would be cool to be locked into a grocery store overnight, because I could eat all the ding dongs and mayonnaise I wanted. That seems really gross to me now. Reese's peanut butter cups and Capri Suns sound a lot better.