WEBLOS Meeting

Today I had my first WEBLOS meeting at Sean Powers's house. We learned about athletics and exercising. We did 50 mile race, sits up and push ups til it rained. Until then, we did vertical jumps and long jumps in the basement. And I even played with some of the toys he has. It was a great meeting and I can't wait for next week's meeting.

No More Interviews

I'm not doing interviews anymore. In my last two my brother Jack keeps editing them. At the end he always types that I disappeared after these. It's annoying. My mom says I want to keep creative control of my blog and Jack doesn't respect that.

And also today I had a headache from working too hard. It felt like a giant boulder fell on my head. I don't like 'em. I felt better now.

What Jack thinks of Taft

Once again I am interviewing my brother Jack, aka Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. Stormaggedon is going to Taft Academic Center this year.

Q: So Stormaggedon, what do you think of Taft?

A: PEASANT, it is TIRING and BORING.

Q: Tell me about the girl who sits behind you in French.

A: She is a FOUL TEMPTRESS who must be DESTROYED!

Q: Why?

A: She kicks the back of my chair and calls me Johnny. It's ANNOYING!

Q: Why do you call yourself Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All anyway?

A: DOCTOR WHO!!!

And that's all we have for tonight.Uh I mean, that's all folks!

Jack went to Homecoming

One night ago, my brother Jack almost died when he went to homecoming at St. Juliana. When he walked in the door, girls toppled him in their attempt to get him to dance! They also wanted his phone number. I conducted a short interview with Jack about his feelings about the dance:

Q: So Jack, what were your feelings about the dance?

A: First, peasant, you will not refer to me as Jack! I am Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All. Secondly, the dance was unspeakably terrible and I wish to throw it into a BURNING lake of FLAMES!

Q: Okay, Stormaggedon, what your other feelings? Were the girls cute? Did you say "BLASPHEMY!" when they approached?

A: I dislike these girls. They are Justin Bieber fans.

Q: How many girls approached you?

A: It was OVER 9,000!! (screaming!)

Q: Why are you so loud and weird?

A: My old teacher Mrs. Marshall says weird is good!

Q: Any final thoughts?

A: Yes, I will now vaporize you. BECAUSE I'M A MONKEY

End: You know what they say, "With great weirdness comes great responsibility!" *stole it from Spiderman, changed it*

Pack Night

Yesterday, I went to the Cub scout pack night. I was a WEBELO which I don't know what it stands for.
After that, we went to Dino's Pizzaria. I had a cheese pizza and I played with Dave Disanti's iPhone. Me and my friends played with the jukebox. If I had my wallet I can have some money to put in. Before we left, my friend's sister Amanda Wiggins and some other kids watched South Park on Comedy Central which Mom thought was "innapropriate". It was a great time!

What is Ms. Jermoe's first name?

1. Henrietta
2. Emily
3. Sanders
4. Dot
5. Zelda
6. Brianna
7. Marge
8. Leia
9. Sybil
10. Jessie
11. Michelle

Midtown Singles

Plot: A non-married man, his son, his dog TD and his butler Fritz live in an apartment in New York City and try to hide a indoor pool from their landlord Ivan.

"Midtown Singles in: A Crockful of Cheese!"
Paul: Bert, I'm home.
Bert: Daddy! You're home!
TD: (barking)Fritz: I knew you would come back, Master Paul.
Paul: Now let's all relax to a nice…..
Ivan: (banging on door) Open up! I know you're hiding a pool and a butler!
Paul: Oh no! It's Ivan! Bert, close the pool door! Fritz, run to your bedroom and hide!
Bert: Where's that pool off button? Oh, here it is. (presses pool off button)Computer: Closing pool.
Fritz: (panting) I've got to hide in my bedroom! (runs in bedroom, closes door)Ivan: (slams door open) Where's the pool and butler?!
Paul: We don't have one of those. And I payed for that door when I moved here!
Bert: Daddy, I'm scared.
Ivan: If I see you with a butler and a pool for real. I'll boot you people out of this building forever! (slams door)Paul: That was close. (canned laughing)
Bert: What about dinner Daddy?
Fritz: I'll get the cheese. (opens cupboard) Hmm. Where's the cheese?
Bert: TD did it. He was hungry.
TD: (in human voice) I was really hungry.
Paul: I didn't know TD can talk.
TD: It was the cheese.
Fritz: The cheese is radioactive. And it accidently fell in some toxic waste.
Paul: Hmm. There's always great cheese on the Moon.
Fritz: We can build a rocket that can take us there.
Bert: Let's do it. I can supply apple juice for fuel. Daddy can get parts from the junkyard.
Fritz will find out the distance to the moon and design the rocket and TD can find the perfect launch site.
All 3: Let's do it!
(8:00pm)All: Done!
Fritz: And the energy source will be the radioactive cheese.
Paul: Let's go. Launching in 20…..19……..18…….17….
All: (board rocket)
Paul: Whatever. 10…..9…..8….. Forget the countdown. TD. Light the fuse.
TD: Okay. (lights fuse)
Paul: (boards rocket) Oh no. We're going to need some bread and butter.
Fritz: Ignition.
(5 hours later)
Fritz: The moon. So facinating.
Bert: Let's get cheese.
TD: Okay.
(silence)
Robot: Unattended rocket. Fine: 100 dollars.
(a couple minutes later)
Paul: We collected cheese from the moon and it's really made of cheese.
TD: Let's go home.
(rocket blasts off, back at home)
Paul: Finally. A nice dinner.
Fritz: And the wonderful thing about cheese is they are so delicous.
(The End, meanwhile….)
(strange noises)
Paul: Hey Ivan. You in there? Hello……yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I'm telling on you, Ivan!
……..evetually)

Cartooning

I want to make a cartoon in the newspaper which could be a half comic, half advice column. I should call it "Mario and Luigi's Afterlife" where focuses on the Mario Bros when they're not in Mario games and they can give goofy advice at the end of each strip like "Note to self: Never play video games at three in the morning"
I can make a ton of money off this!!

It's Block Partay Time! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had a block party Saturdy. It was so fun! I made hotdogs and s'mores under a firepit, played with Steven all day and got into some problems with a pug called Ditka. I swung in a hammock and jumped on a trampoline.  I found some loose change. Jack was sarcastic to the people making the s'mores.
I had a fun time!!

Frustrated

These are things I can say when I am really mad, angry, frustrated:

1. Mama mia.
2. D'oh!
3. Cripes.
4. Oh come on!
5. Good Grief!
6. I'm so angry. I could scream.
7. You've got to be kidding me!!
8. Quiet you!
9. Augghh!!!
10. Why you little!
11. Oh no! Not again!

Mario's nightmare

Mario's Nightmare: Sonic and Amy's Children.
(doorbell rings)
Sonic: Come in.
(door opens)
Amy: Sonic. I'd like you to meet your son.
Sonic: My son is pink? No way! Amy, we're dying his quills. Nobody will ever know.
Mario: What??!?!?! (chair falls over)
Luigi: Mario? Mario? MARIO!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Mario: Whoa! What happened?
Luigi: Your chair fell over and you passed out.
Mario: That might've hurt my forehead.
Luigi: By the way, have you seen Sonic? I saw him walk to the closet this morning.
Mario: I'll go find him. (humming, opens closet door)
Sonic: And where are you going in such a hurry little lady?
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: (babbling)
Mario: (picks up baby) You have a baby daughter?!!
Blue Baby Hedgehog Girl: Grandaddy Mario!
Mario: (whimpers) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (neck rises, head makes foghorn sound)
Mario: Wahh! Mama mia, what a nightmare.
Amy: Mario my love. Is there something wrong?
Mario: Oh my…..(shreiking)
Sonic: Haha! April Fools!
Mario: Hmph.
(Meanwhile…)
Wario: Remember when Mario went chicken about Sonic and Amy's kids?
Waluigi: Yep. Pretty hilarous.
Both: (laughing wildly)

Jack's Birthday

We're going to dinner for my dumb brother Jack's birthday. I don't know where we're going but I hope it's good.

ETA: We went to Wildfire. I had a cheeseburger with fries and a chocolate sundae. Grandma was with us. And Jack got a Klingon version of the play "Hamlet" and a Legend Of Zelda game. I had a good time.
And in the car, I Annoyed Orange'd Jack.

Ow! It hurts.

Today at speech I had an accident on one of the ladders in the slide room. I fell when I went down the ladder with my head on top and legs on bottom. My teacher Brooke grabbed my hand and I was almost killed. A bumped head and some rug burns. I thought I was done for. Is it me or these emergencies getting more stupid?

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech....

If Chuck Norris was at Obama's speech, Norris would try to wrestle him to the ground and the police would take him away and Obama would be victorious. VOTE BARACK OBAMA FOR MORE YEARS!

But Chuck Norris was not there at 6:00. Just a bunch of boring politicians were there, but I liked the speech, even if Chuck Norris wasn't there. John McCain almost smiled. Rand Paul looked suspicious. Mitch McConnell looked crabby.

The Next Annoying Orange Episode: Rayman Annoying Oranges!

Orange: *motorboat sounds* Bored!! Since when will something cool happen in the......*crash* Whoa!
Pear: What the heck was that???
Passion Fruit: Seriously. I heard that in the.....oh my gosh!!!!!
Midget Apple: It's a spaceship!
*footsteps* Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Orange and Pear: Yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rabbid: Wuzzat?
Pear: Holy moly! It's a bunny rabbit!
Marshmallow: Yay! Did someone say bunnies?!
Orange: That's not a rabbit, it's Bugs Bunny! Hahahahahahaha!
Midget Apple: Bugs was grey and purple.
Rabbid: Yee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orange: Then what's that?
Hare: Catch me if you can Tortoise!
Pear: Dude, that's the hare from the story "The Tortoise and the Hare".
Tortoise: Thank.....you.......stranger. *mysterious beeping*
Snake: There's something about that bunny rabbit that I don't like.
Orange: Whoa! Who are you?
Snake: That was what I was going to ask you weirdo!
Orange: I'm not a weirdo. I'm an orange!
Snake: So, you hacked into my communications, eh?
Orange: I just wanted to know what that thing was.
Mei Ling: That's a Raving Rabbid from the secondary Rayman game series Rayman Raving Rabbids.
Snake: Thanks Mei Ling. Hey Orange, next time we meet we should talk abot poker.
Orange: Thanks apple.
Snake: It's Solid Snake to you. Remember that now.
Orange: Okay Snake.
Rabbid: DAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.............
Orange: Knife!
Rabbid: Bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Phew. I'm glad that's over with. *crash* Again??
Kirby: Hi!
Midget Apple: Well, here we go again.


Bobjenz: Solid Snake, Raving Rabbid, Tortoise
iJustine: Passion Fruit, Mei Ling
Aaron Massey: Kirby, Hare

First Day of School!

Today was the first day of school. When my alarm clock went off and played my favorite CD, I was like "First day of school today? Oh my gosh!!" At school I turned to my Johnny B Good behavior. My new aid was Ms. Jerome and my new teacher was Ms. Marcheschi. At the end of the day, I turned back to my Andy I Good behavior. Good grief! What a day!